About

Intros
My name is Michael Rosenberg. I earned my PhD in cryptography in 2024 from the University of Maryland, studying under Jon Katz and Ian Miers. See the Work page for more about my research.
Friends with Websites
Sam Freedman studies spaces where every point is associated with a fiber bundle of a non-orientable genus-∞ Riemann surface. Pranav Srinivasan is still waiting for his build to finish. Caroline Davis owns and operates a rabbit farm in Florida. Ben Gould is studying film and literature. Wenyu Jin made a packet-switching algorithm that's optimal as long as the internet is a torus. Lillian Huang builds low-shot Newfoundland/not-Newfoundland classifiers.
What to Consume
You should watch TJ & Dave, Ramy, and English Teacher.
Also listen to The Dollar Signs.
Info
For researchy things, email me at research [at] mrosenberg.pub
For anything else, it's michael [at] mrosenberg.pub
Also here is my Github, proof of insurance, etc, etc.
